To whom it may concern.

A letter with the letterhead 'From the desk of the webmaster of lmika.org' explains the inability to fulfill a request for adding a link or post on their site, placed beside a succulent plant. Letter body reads as follows: Dear Sir/Madam, Thank you for your enquiry about adding a link to your website, publication, or service to a post on lmika.org. We are flattered that you feel that the nonsense that is posted on this site is considered worthy. Unfortunately, we are not in a position to accept such requests at this time. Nor are we expecting this position to change anytime soon. Have a good day. Signed: lmika
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