Ate my words this morning. For reasons beyond me, I keep asking for lettuce instead of ham for my bagel. I usually catch myself, and the place I go to knows my usual order. But today things didn’t align, and I ended up with a lettuce, cheese, and tomato bagel. And you know what? Was pretty nice.
Just so we’re clear, I take full responsibility for this. Those serving me were apologetic and offered to make me a new bagel. I declined: why should they be put out for my mistake?