“Here, buy this sandwich. It’s hand-made.

“Well, it’s machine made. But hands made the machines.

“Well, hands made the machines that made the machines.

“But it’s a home-cooked receipt.

“Well, it’s a home-cooked inspired recipe. We did have to get some input from nutritionists and focus groups. And a few of our stakeholder had to approve the list of ingredients we used. But we think it’s close enough.

“Anyway, enjoy.”

(There’s no real point to this. This just came to me while I was at the supermarket.)