Every problem at every company Iβve ever worked at eventually boils down to βplease dear god can we just hire people who know how to write HTML and CSS.β
I know bugger all about the world of front-end web development. But seeing how quickly it takes me to get changes made and deployed using just these technologies, verses dealing with the mountain of JavaScript for an SPA, leaves me convinced that those that embrace HTML and CSS have a significant advantage over those that don’t.
I couldn’t for the life of me find out how to use HTMX with import maps. Importing it into a JavaScript module seems to activate all the HTML attributes just fine, but I had no access to the htmx
global, not even through the window
object. Hope support for this is added soon.
Huh, that’s interesting. I just noticed that there’s an option to go to Automattic jobs page at the bottom of Pocketcast’s About screen. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, it may make for a good way to find developers. Who else would go to the About screen of mobile apps? π
πΊ Dune: Part 2 (2024)
Micro-fiction: Get A Horse
Trying something new here. I came up with the concept of this short-story while riding home on the tram yesterday. The rest of it sort-of fell into place when I woke up at 5AM this morning, unable to get back to sleep. Hope you enjoy it.
Josh was riding the scooter on the city footpath, not trying super hard to avoid the other pedestrians. He was going at a speed that was both unsafe and illegal, but it was the only speed he knew that would prevent that horse from showing up. Besides, he had something that he needed to do, and it was only at such reckless speeds that he knew that that thing would work. Well, he didnβt know; but being at his wits' end after trying everything else, he had to try this. He picked his target ahead and sped up towards it. Good thing he was wearing his helmet.
Josh never used these sorts of scooters before the collision two weeks ago. He was walking to work that day, when he saw someone on such a scooter coming towards him, helmet on head. The rider was going a ridiculous speed, and Josh tried to get out of his way as he approached, but the scooter driver turned towards him, not slowing down at all. Josh tried again but was not fast enough. The scooter rider ran straight into him and bowled him over onto the footpath. Before Josh could gather himself, the scooter rider slap his helmet onto Josh’s head and shouted, βGet a horse!β He got back onto the scooter and sped away.
Josh got up, fighting the various aching muscles from the fall. He dusted himself down, took the helmet from his head and looked at it. It was very uncharacteristic of those worn by scooter riders. Most of them were plastic things, either green or orange, yet this one was grey, made of solid leather that was slightly fuzzy to the touch. Josh looked inside the rim and found some printed writing: Wilkinsons Equestrian Helmet. One side fits all. The one was underlined with some black marker.
Josh put the helmet in his backpack and was about to resume his commute, when he stopped in place. Several metres away, a white horse stood, staring at him. Or at least it looked like a horse. The vision was misty and slightly transparent, giving the sense that it was not real. Yet after blinking and clearing his eyes, it didnβt go away. Josh started to move towards it, and when he was just within arms reach, it disappeared. Josh shook his head, and starting walking. But when he turned the next corner, there it was again: a horse, standing in the middle of the footpath several metres away, staring at him intently.
Since that day that horse has been haunting Josh. On his walk, at his workplace, in his home, even on the tram. Always staring, always outside of reach. Either standing in his path or following close behind him. The vision will go whenever Josh approached it, only to reappear when he turned to look in another direction. Naturally, no one else could see it. When that horse was in a public place, people seemed to instinctively walk around it. Yet when he asked them if they could see it, they had no idea what he was talking about. But Josh couldnβt do anything to stop seeing it. At every waking hour of the day, from when he got out of bed to when he got back in, there it was, always staring. Never looking away.
And he knew it had something to do with that helmet. He tried a few things to dispel the vision, such as leaving the helmet at home or trying to give to random strangers (who always refused it). Yet nothing worked to clear the vision. That is, nothing other than what had worked on him. Now was the time to test that theory out.
His target was ahead, a man in a business suit walking at a leisurely pace. He had his back to Josh, so he couldn’t see Josh turn his scooter towards him and accelerate. The gap between them rapidly closed, and Josh made contact with the man, slowing a little to avoid significant injury, but still fast enough to knock him over. Josh got off the scooter and stood by the man, sprawled on the footpath. Once again the horse appeared, as he knew it would. He looked down to see the man starting to get up. Josh had to go for it now! He took his helmet from his head, slapped it on the man and shouted, βGet a horse!β
Josh got back on the scooter and sped away for few seconds, then stopped to look behind him. He saw the man back on his feet, helmet in hand, looking at it much like Josh did a fortnight ago. He saw the horse as well, but this time it had its back to Josh, staring intently at the man, yet Josh could see that the man hasn’t noticed yet. He could see the man put the helmet by side of the road and walk away, turning a corner. The horse was fading from Josh’s eyes, yet it was still visible enough for Josh to see it follow the man around the corner, several metres behind.
More Hemispheric Views #120 feedback: not that it happens often, but I too find it strange to be addressed as “sir”. I mean, I do appreciate the respect it imbues, but it adds an air of distance that I find slightly off-putting. Much rather be addressed as “mate.”
The whole segment on incorrect names on Hemispheric Views #120 was very enjoyable but this story from Scotty J. was the capper. I burst into laughter when I heard it. ποΈ
Ok #Fediverse let's have a bit of fun today!
How many of the things on the list have you done? Feel free to comment with any additional information as to which you've done or not done.
For me, I've done them all as I'm truly that old!
#Fun #Test #JustForFun #LetsHaveFun
Oof, how to feel old: I’ve done everything on this list, except for number 9, and only if you take the strict definition of “boombox” (I’ve listen to music on a radio with a cassette deck, for example). Oh, and I haven’t done number 19 either, but that’s because my parents had no interested in buying one. But I did have access to a encyclopaedia, so I think that’s close enough. Interestingly, the only time I ever sent a fax was in 2016.
There’s an old iMac in our office that has the dictionary screen-saver. You know the one with the blue background with words scrolling across the screen, then one pauses and the definition appears? Such a good screen-saver. Wish I had a reason to turn it on on my machines.
Slack has got a lot of work to do on their lists feature. It’s just feels horrible to use at the moment. It takes three clicks to select a cell, scroll events don’t work, and numerical fields are misaligned in edit mode. I can see this feature being useful. It just needs way more time in the oven.
There’s no such thing as a finite number of niches. People are doing, watching, and supporting interests that would’ve never crossed your mind. The internet is a really large place.
This epiphany came to me today as we were discussing, of all things, TikTok videos. I don’t use TikTok myself, but I work with people who do β or at least are more clued in to what goes on over there than I am1 β and it was quite eye-opening to hear what people would support.
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Generally not a hard thing to do. ↩︎
What I would give to be riding on a Hitachi, with pull down windows, so that I can yell at some kids who thought trespassing on the railway line is a smart idea. π
It’s also just a fun train to ride in, especially in summer (I’m not kidding about this last point π).
Forgotten how long it takes for AMIs to bake using Amazon Image Builder (up to 40 minutes). β³
The laundry gods were good to me. I was trepidatious about doing sheets today, what with the forecast being showers with a top of 14Β°C. Fortunately there was enough sunlight and a decent enough breeze to dry them before the showers arrive. I’ll sleep well tonight in a nice clean bed.
π Private blogs on Scribbles
This excites me. One of the features that drew me to look at Scribbles was the possibility of private blogs. It’s great that this has been added now. I will definitely make use of it. Thanks, Vincent.
This new HTTP QUERY method looks interesting. It essentially boils down to a GET request with a body. I had been in circumstances, usually while coding up yet another search handler using POST, where I wish such a method existed. Would be interesting to see how widespread this is adopted.
A very chilly yet enjoyable bocce session at Calton Gardens today. Won one of the four games played, which is a good day for me.
π New post over at Workpad: Weekly Update - 15 Sept 2024
One of my regular walking trails go by a creek that runs along a small cliff. One day, I saw a group of people by the path pointing at and taking photos of something on that cliff. This is what they were looking at:
Since then I’ve been trying spot them, usually quite successfully.
I want to reach out to someone. A blogger thatβs reasonably well known. Nothing special, just to say hello and thank you for something Iβve read of theirs recently. Iβve been thinking about it for a week now, deciding whether or not to go through with it. And after seeing a private post today from someone that been on the receiving end of such an outreach, I decided to go ahead with sending that email.
Itβs almost like the fates were sending me their own message. If so, then Iβm not sure how I should interpret the errors Iβm getting from their email spam deferences on their contact page. Nevertheless, I think Iβll keep trying.